This is what I have to wake up to?

I got woken up in the middle of the night and couldn't go back to sleep.

So I went online to tire out my eyes.  This is what I found.

Paris Hilton thinks people like her because she's real, there's no one like her, she's unique and talented and has always had a great voice. (LOL!)

Madonna is taking her Jesus Christ complex to the stage with a 10-million-dollar diamond and crystal crucifix ball and confessional booths for her upcoming world tour.  (I wonder if the Kabahlah gods conspired with her on that project.)

And they've brought back Jack Dawson.  Frozen in an ice cube at the bottom of the sea next to the Titanic remains.  They're gonna defrost him and have him run around New York City looking for Rose.  (Hollywood's best attempt of a sequel yet.)

Oi. I've had enough of this fucked up media world. I'm going back to bed.

***EDIT: I knew that HAD to be a joke. It was so ridiculous that it was plausible. After all, it's Hollywood. As for Paris Hilton, she might be a role model for stupid girls, but to the rest of the intelligent world, she's just a big joke. I hope the joke burns her one day.

P.S. I have a new blog. Email me to find out the new address as i don't wanna publicly announce it. Thanks.

Sorry about the lack of entries the last 2 weeks.  Too much going on and not enough words to really say them all, so I'm just gonna be random.

I have 30 tank tops (in sight...)  Will post a pic soon for the winner.

The dilemma from last week is solved for the time being.  Scott won't apply for the job in Australia, so we'll still head back to Canada together.  That is, if we can get this fiance visa happening.  It was an incredibly tough decision; the job's big cash, but we wouldn't be able to handle the distance.

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I've been thinking about this page again, and I've decided to move.  Let's just say there are people who read this page that I'm not comfortable with.  It's creepy to have them still keep up with the details of my life, when I've purposely cut them off.  Once I get the new page up and running, I'll let you guys know.

This has been extremely choppy and boring, I know, but my brain is not working at the moment.  Final Fantasy got the better of it last night.

T.T. Fetish

No, not a titty fetish (although I do have that too), I have a tank top fetish.  I'm not at all a shopaholic; once a month is my maximum regular shopping dosage.  But almost every time I do, I come home with a new addition to my forever growing collection of tank tops.  Lacy, halter, racer back, strappy, black, purple, green, pink... You name it I got it.  Living in Japan and traveling to the tropics a bit more these days lets me indulge in my tank top fetish even more!!!  Guess how many I have in my drawer???  I might even post a nice photo of me in one of my favourite tank tops if you can guess an approximate number.

Anyhow, tomorrow is my last day of class for the school year, then I have a whole month of March sitting at my desk.  My March survival kit: coffee and tea packets, candy, books, notebooks, kanji flash cards, Japanese textbooks, my laptop, headphones, camera.  I'm gonna try to get back into the habit of writing everyday, and also wander the school to take photos.  If not, I'll just read a book and fall asleep as usual.

Wow, this year is already flying by.  It's almost time to start wearing tank tops again.  Yay!

XXX

Japanese students are mostly polite and obedient, but like any cross section of teenagers, there are always immature asses who think they're funny.  One time I was playing an ESL version of Jeopardy with a new class, and the topic was about me.  The question was, "What musical instrument can I play?"  While the rest of the class is shouting, "piano!" "guitar!" four boys in one corner were snickering with one another.  I asked the teacher, "What is their answer?" to which she hesitantly replied, "Nothing... Um, they said, the Japanese flute."

I turned back to the class and pretended I didn't get the joke.

Shakuhachi, or the traditional Japanese flute, is also slang for ... blow job.

Fuckn assholes. 

On a related note, lesbian sex is called kaiawase, which literally means ... cunt-grinding.